again bollywood style i wish ap ko pains na hoteh

oooohhh…
I wish aap ko pains na hoteh…
par phir funny complaints na hoteh…
*fake crying sound* “uhuuuu…”
oooohhh… Aaaniya…

Aaaniya… Aaaniya… queen of pains…
every day got brand new pains…
*notification sound* “ting ting!”

When you wake up in the morning
*yawn sound* “aaaaah…”

First thing: “mera back is hurting”
*old grandma sound* “haiii meri kamarrr…”

Then you walk just one-two steps
*footstep sound* “tap tap…”

“oh no… my leg just left the chat!”
*falling sound* “dhadaaaam!”

Back pain, leg pain, every day
*pain sound* “aaauuu…”

Pain says “hello” before “good day”
*evil laugh* “hehehehe…”

Hip pain, thigh pain joining too
*robot voice* “pain detected.”

Pain booked a lifetime stay with you
*door closing sound* “thak!”

Aaaniya… Aaaniya… Aaaniya…

oooh ooohh ooohhh… painiya… painiya…
*crowd laughing* “HAHAHAHA!”

Sometimes teeth pain hits so hard
*dentist drill sound* “zzzzzz…”

Then you blame the weather card
*thunder sound* “grrrrr boom!”

Body pain from head to toe
*error sound* “system failed.”

Even moving extra slow
*chair squeak* “creeeeeak…”

Why does pain just never stray?
*sad violin* “viuuuu…”

Maybe pain pays rent each day
*cash register sound* “ching ching!”

You're so kind and full of cheer
*angel sound* “aaaaahhh…”

Yet pains keep hanging everywhere
*people partying sound* “woohooo!”

ooooh yeah… Aaaniya Aaaniya Aaaniya…
doctor sees you: “againiya?”
*doctor laugh* “hahahaha…”

But you're getting stronger too
*anime power-up sound* “shhhhhhh…”

Pain gets tired chasing you
*boxing bell* “ding ding!”

Even pains get scared sometimes
*ghost sound* “wooooo…”

'Cause you still laugh through tough times
*cute laugh* “hehehehe…”

I wish aap ko koi bhi pain na ho
*heaven choir sound* “aaaaamen…”

Only noodles in your soul
*eating biryani sounds* “nom nom nom… slurp…”

No more body pain again
*victory sound* “ta-da-daaaa!”

Only shopping in the rain
*cash swipe sound* “approved!”

oooohhh… Aaaniya Aaaniya Aaaniya…
please pains go vacationiya…
*airplane sound* “whoooooosh…”

I wish aap ko pains na hoteh…

No more “mera back toot gaye” hoteh…
*bone crack sound* “krrrkkk…”

Hip pain, thigh pain disappear
*magic sparkle sound* “tingggg!”

Only memes and snacks stay here
*chip crunch sound* “cronch cronch…”

I wish aap ko koi bhi pain na ho…

Except exam pain… thora sa…
*school bell sound* “tring tring…”

Life without pain? Wah kya scene!
But exams gotta keep things mean!
*crowd laughing* “HAHAHAHA!”

Aaaniya… Aaaniya…
may your pains all run away-ia…
and your happy days all stay-ia…
oooohhh… Aaaniya…

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