Dad Vibes & Red Candles

[Intro]
[needle crackle, crowd murmur]
Baby monitor blinkin'
Laptop glowin'
(one more trade, bro)
(you up?)

[Verse 1]
Got spit‑up on my hoodie
And a chart I don't understand
Clicked green once, felt genius
Now I’m watchin’ red paint the land

High chair next to my desk
Sippy cup by the mouse
I’m “buyin’ the dip” at the top
Baby laughin' at this clown in the house (ha!)

Wife text, “Buy diapers”
I read it wrong, bought “Diper” coin
Whitepaper look like fanfic
But I still hit “join”

Burp cloth as my sweat rag
Pacifier hangin' from a chain
Push stroller to the playground
Checkin' numbers, takin' pain (oof!)

[Chorus]
Regarded dads in the chat like, “YO” (yo!)
Changin’ diapers while we watch it go low (too low!)
Zero knowledge, but we still press “buy”
Wipin’ baby’s face as the balance says “bye”

We some boom‑bap bag‑holding bros (bros!)
Strollers parked where the Wi‑Fi flows
Just vibes, just vibes, just losses
Just vibes, just vibes, just losses (all day!)

[Verse 2]
Reading thread from “CryptoKing”
Profile pic is an egg
He said “All in, never fail”
Now I’m tradin’ toys for this leg

Baby food stain on my track pants
Yellin’ “HODL” with a bottle in hand
He droppin’ peas on the floor
I’m droppin’ cash I don’t understand (why though?)

Set stop loss way too tight
Got tapped out wakin’ from a nap
Baby slept like an angel
My account took a dirt‑map lap (sheesh!)

Late night, eyes half closed
I “ape” into something new
Woke up, screen all smokin’
Only green left is baby’s poo (eww!)

[Chorus]
Regarded dads in the chat like, “YO” (yo!)
Changin’ diapers while we watch it go low (down bad!)
Zero knowledge, but we still press “buy”
Wipin’ baby’s face as the balance says “bye”

We some boom‑bap bag‑holding bros (bros!)
Strollers parked where the Wi‑Fi flows
Just vibes, just vibes, just losses
Just vibes, just vibes, just losses (run it back!)

[Bridge]
Baby cry, market bleed
Which one do I save first? (uh…)
Rock the crib with my left hand
Right hand makin’ it worse

Singin’ lullabies off‑key
Mutter, “This next play can’t fail”
Baby finally falls asleep
Alarm rings, margin call mail (got ‘em!)

[Chorus]
Regarded dads in the chat like, “YO” (yo!)
Changin’ diapers while we watch it go low (so low!)
Zero knowledge, but we still press “buy”
Wipin’ baby’s face as the balance says “bye”

We some boom‑bap bag‑holding bros (hey!)
Snack packs stacked by the trading rows
Just vibes, just vibes, just losses
Just vibes, just vibes, just losses (it’s okay…)