Valentina and Renzo

DJ, DROP THAT BEATTTT
[Intro 🎶]
Yeah, yeah, uh, uh
Valentina and Renzo in the place tonight,
Two lovers together, yeah, their future lookin’ bright
She’s the queen, he’s the king, they’re a lovebird duo,
When Valentina sees Renzo, she be like, “OHHH, MY ROME-O!”
[Verse 1 ]
Valentina walked in, looking like a snack,
Renzo saw her once, nearly broke his back
Heart went BOOM, knees went weak,
“Girl, you’re the Wi-Fi, you make my heart go beep!”
She said, “Hey, baby,” he said, “Hey, boo,”
He got butterflies and a whole damn zoo
She’s his princess, he’s her king,
When they hold hands, the angels sing!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Renzo’s so obsessed, he’s got Valentina tattooed—
JUST KIDDING, BRO, THAT’S CRAZY WORK
But he’d write her name on his homework!
[CHORUS ]
VALENTINA! RENZO!
LOVE SO STRONG, IT’S LIKE A TORNADO!
KISSY KISSY, HUGGY HUGGY,
CALL HIM DADDY— JUST KIDDING, THAT’S MUMMY!
Valentina, you’re my honeybun,
Renzo’s got the rizz, yeah, he’s number one
Skibidi love, baby, you’re my queen,
THE CRINGIEST COUPLE THAT THE WORLD HAS SEEN!
[Verse 2 ]
Renzo sends a text, “Good morning, my queen,”
Valentina replies, “You’re the best I’ve ever seen”
He sends 47 hearts, then another 23,
“Baby, are you Wi-Fi? ’Cause you connect to me!”
She’s his chocolate muffin, he’s her little bear,
If she says she’s cold, he gives her his underwear—
WAIT, NO, HIS HOODIE! THAT’S WHAT I MEANT!
Bro’s got negative rizz but a hundred percent intent!
They walk down the street, everybody stares,
Not ’cause they’re famous, but ’cause THEY’RE MATCHING HAIR!
She says, “I love you,” he says, “I love you more,”
Then they argue for an hour ’bout who loves who to the core!
[Bridge]
Dear Valentina, my sweet little dove,
Renzo’s got one brain cell, but it’s full of love
If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right,
I’d fight a thousand mosquitoes just to hold you tonight!
You’re the moon, you’re the stars, you’re my whole galaxy,
Baby, you’re the password to my emotional battery
Till death do us part, till the Wi-Fi disconnects,
I’ll love you forever, even with no internet!
[FINAL CHORUS]
VALENTINA! RENZO!
THEIR LOVE IS STRONGER THAN ESPRESSO!
SHE’S HIS BABY, HE’S HER MAN,
HE’D EAT A WHOLE LEMON JUST TO PROVE HE CAN!
SKIBIDI LOVE, RIZZLER ROMANCE,
WHEN THEY LOCK EYES, THEY START TO DANCE!
NO BREAKUPS, NO DRAMA, NO CRYING IN THE RAIN,
JUST VALENTINA AND RENZO DRIVING EACH OTHER INSANE!
[Outro]
Yeahhhh…
Valentina and Renzo, forever and a day,
He’s her sunshine, she’s his bae
If this love was a subject, they’d get an A,
NOW KISS FOR THE CAMERA, Y’ALL— OKAYYYYY!
DJ, CUT THE BEAT. I’M EMBARRASSED FOR THEM.

Rap, Drums, Male Vocals