Day in the life of a chode

Oh Callum he has a big belly and rumors have it that his belly buttons bigger than his head (says liam chatten), he picks and bites his volcanoes and when he gets hungry he ask linda for a snack (chicken fillet roll), and with a snack comes a drink that will give him a heart attack one day (BPM or Monster) then with his full belly he goes out for a round of golf with the boys (no one), he breaks 40 on the front 9 and gets hungry again and has to stop for chicken and chips and another drink that might give him a heart attack one day, then he finished his round and of course breaks 80 because hes so gooooooooooooooooooooood the shaggin goes home and eats amd then games then sleep repeat and this ladies and gentlemen is the day in the life of a chode (That we all love)

Funk, Classic Rock, Mysterious, Party, Female Vocals, Chanting, Fiddle, Accordion, Bass