🔥 “BIRDIE NUM NUM DOWN BY THE RIVER”

[🎸 INTRO (0:00–0:18)
SFX: Thunder crack → distorted sitar gliss → drop‑D guitar riff explodes.
Percussion: Dhol triplets + metal double‑kick.]

[CHANT (Bollywood chorus, layered):]

Num‑Num! Num‑Num! Birdie Num‑Num!
Num‑Num! Num‑Num! Down by the river!

[🔥 VERSE 1 )]
Kali gonna get down, boots on the ground,
Sparks in her eyes when the drumline pounds.

Shiva’s gonna shiver when the beat gets bigger,
Cosmic‑spine quake like a triggered‑up figure.

We go Birdie Num Num, yeah the river runs red,
With the glow of the gods and the thoughts in your head.

Step back, mortal — this is mythic behavior,
Divine‑funk thunder with a side of bad flavor.

[GUITAR: Chug‑chug‑chug, sliding harmonics.
TABLA: Fast 6/8 overlay.]

[🎤 PRE‑CHORUS (0:48–1:00)]
Heat in the night and the sky starts to quiver,
Shadows get loud when we dance by the river.

[BUILD: Sitar tremolo + rising toms.]

[💥 CHORUS (1:00–1:24)]
Kali gonna get down!
Shiva’s gonna’ shiver!
When we go Birdie Num Num
Down by the river!

Hanuman’s monkey‑around, swingin’ from the rafters—
We say Howdy Pardner!
And the cosmos bursts with laughter!

Howdy Par— HOOOOWDY PAR—
Howdy Partner!



[🔥 VERSE 2 — RAP (1:24–1:54)]
Hanuman jumps in with a back‑flip grin,
Tail on fire like a wild violin.

Beats go BOOM like a cosmic collision,
Myth meets funk in a technicolor vision.

We ride that Num‑Num, thunder in the drum‑drum,
Gods in the mosh pit yellin’ “Here we come‑come!”

River starts glowing with a neon shimmer,
Even Vishnu’s like, “Dang… that’s a winner.”

[🎤 PRE‑CHORUS (1:54–2:06)]
Sparks in the dark and the sky starts to quiver,
Shadows get loud when we dance by the river.

[💥 CHORUS (2:06–2:30)]
Kali gonna get down!
Shiva’s gonna’ shiver!
When we go Birdie Num Num
Down by the river!

Hanuman’s monkey‑around, swingin’ from the rafters—
We say Howdy Pardner!
And the cosmos bursts with laughter!

Howdy Par— HOOOOWDY PAR—
Howdy Partner!

[🔥 BRIDGE — BOLLYWOOD METAL BREAKDOWN (2:30–2:48)]
Dhol + double‑kick + sitar shredding.

[CHANT (call‑and‑response):]

Num Num!
NUM NUM!
Down by the river!
DOWN BY THE RIVER!
Howdy Par!
HOOOOWDY PAR!
Howdy Partner!
HOWDY PARTNER!

[💥 FINAL CHORUS (2:48–3:10)
Full band, maximum chaos, cosmic fireworks.]

Kali gonna get down!
Shiva’s gonna’ shiver!
When we go Birdie Num Num
Down by the river!

Hanuman monkey‑around, swingin’ ever faster—
We say Howdy Pardner!
And the universe cracks laughter!

Howdy Par— HOOOOWDY PAR—
HOWDY PARTNER!

[END:
Massive guitar slide → sitar sting → thunder crack.]

Bollywood, Funk, Metal, Playful, Whimsical, Party, Choir, Chanting, Singing-Rapping (Melodic Rap), Tabla, Sitar, Didgeridoo, Ocarina, Marimba, Vibraphone, Scat Singing, Very Slow (<66 BPM), Groovy