Sweatin' like three neggers

My dad used to say the most hilarious things
He had a sense of humor that was quite unique
One day I had to call him because it was summertime
My apartment was so hot my skin was turning to slime
I said, "Please dad, can you get my AC's from the attic?"
"It's a thousand degrees in here and I just can't hack it."

He finally came over and I opened the door
I was soaking in sweat, it was dripping on the floor
There was literally no air, the fans were helping, NOT!
I knew that attic was going to be sweltering hot!
He finally comes down with the first AC
The next words he spoke, well nothing could prepare me
As he's standing there with his hair and clothes sopping wet
I will never forget these twelve words that he said

He said...

"It was so hot up there, I was sweatin' like three neggers"

As calm as could be, he spoke these words to me
All of the while, speaking seriously
It was so funny I had to call my brother
He put it in the book next to all the others
The book of dad"isms" illustrated by Larry
With quotes by dad that we find hilari.....(ous)
The funniest part was the things they were saying
Let's break this statement down just to see where it takes us

So, if you're sweatin' like only one negger (in dad's eyes) then you've got a couple beads upon your brow
But if you start sweatin' like TWO neggers (in dad's eyes), then it's getting really hot, but you still got a shot of cooling down
But if you've reached the amount of sweat of THREE neggers, that's like sweat from every pore and you feel like you're literally gonna drown

This will go down in history as one of the best dad quotes ever
Hysterical in it's cleverness, it will grow old never

Yeah eah eah eahhhhhhh
One negger, not hot enough to tell
And, two neggers, the beads begin to swell
But, three neggers, it's so hot you're literally in Helllllllllllllllllll

Woo!

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