Deer Isle #13

[Intro] (shouted over heavy riff + fiddle stab)
Yarrr! Gather round ye scallywags!
It’s BenFruit on Deer Isle again… twelfth bloody time!
Benji! Acku! Jackie! Let’s set sail… and probably die!

[Verse 1]
There once was a streamer named BenFruit,
The self-proclaimed greatest gamer to boot!
Twelfth attempt at the endgame quest,
On cursed Deer Isle, he’s still not the best!
He spawns with a dream and a sparkle in his eye,
But the map says “Nah lad, today ye shall die!”

[Pre-Chorus 1]
With Acku laughin’,by his side,
Jackie the Frenchie yellin’ “Putain, let’s ride!”
But BenFruit’s already stealin’ the show… the wrong way!

[Chorus] (full pirate crew roar, with big guitar chords + bodhrán)
Yo ho ho and a can of Red Bull!
We’re bangin’ dudes on Deer Isle,
Loot ‘em, shoot ‘em, then run for yer life,
But BenFruit keeps dyin’—twelfth time’s the strife!
Yarrr! Pog pog pog! Aaaaaargh we die!
With Benji, Jackie, Acku, by his side!
Twelfth attempt, still meetin’ his maker,
Best gamer ever… or the saltiest faker!

[Verse 2]
He geared up a Mosin, thought “This is me day!”
He's says he's locked in, Acku’s got the plan,
Jackie’s French accent: “We go to ze end, man!”
BenFruit’s already chuggin’ Red Bulls non-stop.

[Pre-Chorus 2 – The Frenchies]
Now the Frenchies are wild,
Cursin’ in French while gettin’ plastered,
“Putain de merde!” as the bullets rain down,
Laughin’ and screamin’ while takin’ the ground.
Calling BenFruit “Espèce de con” with a grin,
Patches him up quick then jumps back in the sin.
BenFruit grins back and shouts “Mon petit lapin!”
While Acku’s laughin’, the chaos rolls on again!

[Chorus]
Yo ho ho and a can of Red Bull!
We’re bangin’ dudes on Deer Isle,
Loot ‘em, shoot ‘em, then run for yer life,
But BenFruit keeps dyin’—twelfth time’s the strife!
Yarrr! Pog pog pog! Aaaaaargh we die!
With Benji, Jackie, Acku, by his side!
Twelfth attempt, still meetin’ his maker,
Best gamer ever… or the saltiest faker!

[Bridge] (slower, dramatic pirate ballad then explodes with bagpipes)
He’s died more times than he’s banged, fresh lads,
From the coastline to the trees, it’s lookin’ real bad.
Twelfth run, the squad’s still holdin’ on,
But every time Ben logs in… the server sings his song:
“Old washed up pirate on a silly Saturday…
Chuggin’ Red Bulls till his heart goes boom…
See ye next death, matey… pog… goodbye!”

[Final Chorus] (faster, louder, total chaos)
Yo ho ho and a can of Red Bull!
We’re bangin’ dudes on Deer Isle,
Loot ‘em, shoot ‘em, then run for yer life,
But BenFruit keeps dyin’—twelfth time’s the strife!
Yarrr! Pog pog pog! Aaaaaargh we die!
With Benji, Jackie, Acku, by his side!
Twelfth attempt, still meetin’ his maker,
Best gamer ever… or the saltiest faker!

[Outro] (fading with fiddle, dying screams and laughter)
Twelfth attempt… yarrr…
See ye next spawn, lads…
POG… (cough) …AAAAAaaaaargh!

Celtic Pirate Hard Rock with Australian accent