Cheap Advice

[Verse 1]
If you're ugly just put on makeup
if you are broke just print money
if you're disabled just be enabled
if you're paralyzed just walk

[Pre-Chorus]
That easy, huh?
That simple, huh?
Just press a button
Fix the whole world up

[Chorus]
If you're homeless just buy a house
if you're dead just respond
Just buy a house
Just respond
If you're homeless just buy a house
if you're dead just respond

[Verse 2]
Pass me the cure in a clean white box
Tell me the hurt just took the day off
Act like the ache was a funny mistake
Like nobody's body ever broke

[Pre-Chorus]
That easy, huh?
That simple, huh?
Hands in the air
Like trouble's a myth

[Chorus]
If you're homeless just buy a house
if you're dead just respond
Just buy a house
Just respond
If you're homeless just buy a house
if you're dead just respond

[Bridge]
Don't dress cruelty up
Like common sense
Don't hand out orders
To the hurt

[Final Chorus]
If you're homeless just buy a house
if you're dead just respond
Just buy a house
Just respond
If you're homeless just buy a house
if you're dead just respond