Beanlynn’s Finishing School
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@ Chisa Wiese
2026-06-11 03:37:44
Lyrics
[Verse 1]Look at you two, standing so tall and so proud
Just taking up space, blocking light from the cloud
With your basic green husks and your boring old ears
You’ve been growing the same way for hundreds of years!
But a bean? Oh, a bean has got style, twist, and curve
We don’t just stand there, we work every nerve
You’re stuck in a row, so predictable, please!
While I’m tangled and climbing with effortless ease.
[Chorus]So slump those big shoulders and slouch down your spine
Drop all that starch, it is time to refine!To think like a legume, you’ve got to get small
Rule number one: do not stand there so tall!Curl up your leaves, get a little bit mean
And that’s how you act like a bean![Verse 2]You corn stalks are basic, you’re yellow, you’re dry
You just stare at the sun while the world passes by
But a bean sprout has drama! We pop from the dirt
With a little bit of attitude, sass, and some flirt.You need cross-pollination? How tragic for you!I’m self-sufficient, I know what to do.So stop with the tassels, lose all of that hair
You look like a broomstick, it's crimping my flair![Chorus]So slump those big shoulders and slouch down your spine
Drop all that starch, it is time to refine!To think like a legume, you’ve got to get small
Rule number one: do not stand there so tall!Curl up your leaves, get a little bit mean
And that’s how you act like a bean!
[Bridge](Spoken sarcastically over the music)Oh, what’s the matter? Is it hard to bend?Does having a spine make it difficult to assimilate?Too bad! Lose the posture, boys!
(Sung, building up to a big finish)
Less "Cream of Corn," more "Chili Con Carne!"
You're total field trash, but I'll make you look charming!
[Outro]Just shrink it! And link it! And twist up your stalk!
Stop doing that goofy-ass, stiff-legged walk!
Follow my lead and you’ll finally be cool
Welcome to Beanlynn’s elite finishing school!
Yeah, you’re still just a joke...But you’re trying, it seems!
Now bow to the queen of the beans!
(Jazz hands)
Just taking up space, blocking light from the cloud
With your basic green husks and your boring old ears
You’ve been growing the same way for hundreds of years!
But a bean? Oh, a bean has got style, twist, and curve
We don’t just stand there, we work every nerve
You’re stuck in a row, so predictable, please!
While I’m tangled and climbing with effortless ease.
[Chorus]So slump those big shoulders and slouch down your spine
Drop all that starch, it is time to refine!To think like a legume, you’ve got to get small
Rule number one: do not stand there so tall!Curl up your leaves, get a little bit mean
And that’s how you act like a bean![Verse 2]You corn stalks are basic, you’re yellow, you’re dry
You just stare at the sun while the world passes by
But a bean sprout has drama! We pop from the dirt
With a little bit of attitude, sass, and some flirt.You need cross-pollination? How tragic for you!I’m self-sufficient, I know what to do.So stop with the tassels, lose all of that hair
You look like a broomstick, it's crimping my flair![Chorus]So slump those big shoulders and slouch down your spine
Drop all that starch, it is time to refine!To think like a legume, you’ve got to get small
Rule number one: do not stand there so tall!Curl up your leaves, get a little bit mean
And that’s how you act like a bean!
[Bridge](Spoken sarcastically over the music)Oh, what’s the matter? Is it hard to bend?Does having a spine make it difficult to assimilate?Too bad! Lose the posture, boys!
(Sung, building up to a big finish)
Less "Cream of Corn," more "Chili Con Carne!"
You're total field trash, but I'll make you look charming!
[Outro]Just shrink it! And link it! And twist up your stalk!
Stop doing that goofy-ass, stiff-legged walk!
Follow my lead and you’ll finally be cool
Welcome to Beanlynn’s elite finishing school!
Yeah, you’re still just a joke...But you’re trying, it seems!
Now bow to the queen of the beans!
(Jazz hands)
Style of Music
(The music kicks in with a jazzy, fast-paced, and condescending Broadway show tune beat.), Female Vocals, Singing-Rapping (Melodic Rap), Shouting Vocals