Kevin’s a kinda country

Kevin’s Kinda Country”

Verse 1
Well, Kevin wakes up every mornin’ ‘bout a quarter after six,
He’s already checkin’ emails to see what he return to Amazon.
Got two computer monitors glowin’ like the sun,
If clickin’ was an Olympic sport, he’d already won.

He always says, “I’m busy workin’,”
But somehow finds the time to pirate music and movies all year.
He’s got a keyboard hotter than an old V8,
But ask him to fold laundry… well, buddy, you’ll just wait.

Chorus
🎵 Oh, Kevin, Kevin, what a one-of-a-kind,
Coffee in his left hand, technology on his mind.
He’ll do a goofy two-step whenever your around,
He’ll dodge every broom and every mop in sight,
But spend three hours gettin’ that coffee just right.
And if you ask who’s awesome, he’ll tell ya with a grin,
“That Tatiana’s the best!”…

Verse 2
He’s got beans that’s special made from Death Wish,
Measures every coffee gram like scientists do.
Water’s just the right temp, timer’s in his hand,
Makes one little coffee like he’s savin’ all the land.

Now dishes in the sink? Well, they can surely wait.
Dust bunnies on the floor? He says they’re there “to decorate”
He’ll invent ten reasons why he can’t sweep today,
Then head back to his desk to pirate some more

Final Chorus
🎵 Oh, Kevin, Kevin, you’re a country work of art,
Got Wi-Fi in your bloodstream and caffeine in your heart.
You wiggle and you shuffle when your favorite song comes on,
Pretend nobody saw you when try to steal the cigar .

You’ll never win awards for scrubbin’ up the place,
But you’ll chase that perfect coffee like it’s some high-speed race.
And everybody knows when the workday’s done,
Kevin will be smilin’… and the rest of us stressin’ !

Yeah, Tatiana’s still his favorite, that’s no surprise to see—
Lord help anyone who tries to steal that MVP! 🎵

Outro
“Now somebody hide the coffee beans… Kevin’s experimentin’ again!” 🤠☕

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