Love Like A Loser

If I could begin to be
Half of what you think of me
I could do about anything
I could even learn how to love
When I see the way you act
Wondering when I'm coming back
I could do about anything
I could even learn how to love like you
I always thought I might be bad
Now I'm sure that it's true
'Cause I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you
Look at you go
I just adore you
I wish that I knew
What makes you think I'm so special
If I could begin to do
Something that does right by you
I would do about anything
I would even learn how to love
When I see the way you look
Shaken by how long it took
I could do about anything
I could even learn how to love like you
Love like you
Love me like you
So things look bad and your back's against the wall
Your whole existence seems fucking hopeless
You're feeling filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall
Can't face the world sober and dopeless
You've lost your way
You think your life is wrecked
Well, let me just say you're correct (wait, what?)
You're a loser, baby
A loser, goddamn, baby
You're a fucked-up little whiny bitch (hey)
You're a loser just like me (thanks, asshole)
You're a screw-loose boozer and only one-star reviews-er
You're a power bottom at rock bottom
But you got company (this supposed to make me feel better?)
There was a time I thought that no one could relate
To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged
But letting walls down, it can sometimes set you straight
We're all living in the same shit sandwich
I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak
Ha-ha! And you think that makes you unique?
Get out of here, man
We're both losers, baby, we're losers
It's okay to be a (coked-up dick-sucking ho)
Baby, that's fine by me
I'm a loser, honey, a schmoozer and a dummy
But at least I know I'm not alone (you're a loser just like me)
I got an appetite for gambling
I got an appetite for sampling
Every drug and sex toy I can find
Go ahead, baby, sing that song
Come on
I got no holes left to deflower
I sold my soul to save my power
Now I'm on that demon's leash
I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour
You're a loser, baby
A loser, but just maybe if we eat shit together
Things will end up differently
It's time to lose your self-loathing and excuse yourself
Let hope in, baby
Play your card, be who you are
A loser just like me

Romance, Upbeat, self-loathing, Hazbin Hotel, and Steven Universe