FYP News

[Intro]
Gather round, the comment section's wearing a crown
Everybody's got a catchphrase, nobody's backing down

[Verse 1]
Pearl Price rolls in with Babbi by her side
Yellow cloth flying like a flag of pride
She says, "Mind the fabric!" with a serious face
Then trips on the hem and wins first place

Evil Queen arrives with a brand-new face
And a brand-new booty taking up space
She checks her reflection, gives the mirror a stare
The mirror says, "Honestly, I need new hair"

[Pre-Chorus]
Mayfair blue on the screen, breaking through the queue
Someone posts a headline and the FYP says, "Who?"

[Chorus]
Miss Red, Mayfair blue, FYP news
Luke the judge says, "Lukeeee, piss off!" — choose your views
Alicia says, "Everyone!" and points across the room
While the whole chat grabs popcorn and prepares for doom

[Verse 2]
Luke the judge bangs a spoon on a mug
Declares the comment guilty with a tiny shrug
"Lukeeee!" rings out like a courtroom alarm
Then, "Piss off!" lands with undeniable charm

Alicia sees the drama multiplying by three
Says, "Everyone!" like a referee
No Face, Frankie, Big Jamie in a row
Dave Dorans and Fraser say, "Where did the snacks go?"

[Chorus]
Miss Red, Mayfair blue, FYP news
Luke the judge says, "Lukeeee, piss off!" — choose your views
Alicia says, "Everyone!" and points across the room
While the whole chat grabs popcorn and prepares for doom

[Bridge]
No Face, Frankie, Big Jamie, Dave Dorans, Fraser too
Papa Blaze walks in wearing sensible shoes
They chant, "Men, men, men!" with a thunderous refrain
Then forget what they were saying and start over again

Delusive Angie’s pissed everyone off again
She entered with a smile and left with a poll of ten
Pearl guards the yellow cloth, the Queen adjusts her crown
Miss Red posts the update: "The whole thing's going down!"

[Final Chorus]
Miss Red, Mayfair blue, FYP news
Luke the judge says, "Lukeeee, piss off!" — choose your views
Alicia says, "Everyone!" and points across the room
No Face, Frankie, Big Jamie — make a little room

Pearl Price, Babbi, yellow cloth in flight
Evil Queen's new face glowing brighter than the lights
Delusive Angie’s pissed everyone off again
And somehow by tomorrow, they'll all be friends again

[Outro]
Men, men, men — the panel's back in session
Lukeeee! Piss off! — that's the final suggestion
Mayfair blue, FYP news, roll the credits, then
Same chat, new drama, see you all again

upbeat comedic pop-rap, bouncy funky bass, crisp drums, cartoonish brass stabs, playful call-and-response ensemble, exaggerated spoken ad-libs, cheeky theatrical delivery, polished bright mix, short punchline-focused sections