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🎵 [INTRO — FUNKY COMEDY BEAT] 🎵

NARRATOR:
“Breaking news!
Tahimik ang PR…
walang gulo…
walang ingay…”

JACKS:
“Bro… ang tahimik.”

BLUE:
“Parang may mali.”

YEL:
“Shhh…”

YUYU:
“Bakit?”

YEL:
“May paparating…”

🔊 [SFX: HEARTBEAT… FOOTSTEPS… DOOR CREAK]

ALL:
“SI AVYANG!!!”

💥 [BOOM!]

TITA AVYANG:
🎶 “HELLOOOOOOOO, LOVEEEEEE!!!”

ALL:
“AYAN NA!!!” 😂

🎵 [VERSE — THE INVESTIGATION] 🎵

TITA AVYANG:
“Love…”

JERICK:
“Yes, love?”

TITA AVYANG:
“Tulog ka na ba?”

JERICK:
“Hindi pa…”

TITA AVYANG:
“BAKIT?”

JERICK:
“May ginagawa.”

TITA AVYANG:
“ANO?”

JERICK:
“Wala…”

🎵 [RECORD SCRATCH]

JACKS:
“Wait lang…”

BLUE:
“May contradiction.”

YEL:
“Bro, nahuli ka.”

YUYU:
“Hindi pa nagsisimula ang imbestigasyon, guilty na!” 😂

🎵 [CHORUS] 🎵

ALL:
🎶 “HELLO LOVE!
HELLO LOVE!
Kapag si Avyang nagsalita—
JERICK, SUMAGOT!”

“HELLO LOVE!
HELLO LOVE!
Kapag tinanong ka niya—
WAG KANG PALUSOT!”

TITA AVYANG:
“ILANG ORAS KA NATULOG?”

JERICK:
“Four hours…”

ALL:
“FOUR HOURS?!”

🚨 [SIREN]

SYSTEM:
“WARNING! WARNING!
PUYAT LEVEL: CRITICAL!” 😂

🎵 [VERSE — THE INTERROGATION] 🎵

TITA AVYANG:
“Love, anong oras ka natulog?”

JERICK:
“Mga twelve…”

TITA AVYANG:
“Sure?”

JERICK:
“Sure.”

TITA AVYANG:
“Talaga?”

JERICK:
“…One.”

TITA AVYANG:
“ONE?”

JERICK:
“Okay… two.”

TITA AVYANG:
“TWO?!”

JERICK:
“Love, wag ka magalit…”

TITA AVYANG:
“Hindi ako galit.”

JERICK:
“Talaga?”

TITA AVYANG:
“OO.”

JERICK:
“Okay…”

TITA AVYANG:
“MATULOG KA!”

💥 [BOOM!]

YUYU:
“Wala na. Final verdict.” 😂

🎵 [BRIDGE — PR COMMENTARY] 🎵

JACKS:
“Case number 001…”

BLUE:
“Accused: Tito Jerick.”

YEL:
“Crime: Matinding pagpupuyat.”

YUYU:
“Aggravating circumstance:
Sumagot pa kay Tita Avyang.” 😂

🔨 [GAVEL]

ALL:
“GUILTY!”

🎵 [FINAL CHORUS] 🎵

TITA AVYANG:
🎶 “HELLOOOOOO, LOVEEEEEE!”

ALL:
“HELLO LOVE!”

TITA AVYANG:
“MATULOG KA NA!”

JERICK:
“OO NA, LOVE!”

ALL:
“OO NA RAW!”

TITA AVYANG:
“GOOD NIGHT!”

JERICK:
“GOOD NIGHT, LOVE…”

YUYU:
“Finally!”

JACKS:
“PR is safe.”

BLUE:
“Mission accomplished.”

YEL:
“Jerick survived…”

JERICK:
“LOVE… BUKAS ULIT?”

TITA AVYANG:
“OO.”

🎵 [MUSIC STOPS]

ALL:
“AYYYYYYYYY!!!” 😂

💥 [BOOM + CROWD LAUGH + OUTRO BEAT]

NARRATOR:
“PUYATERS PATROL…
where one HELLO
can end your buong gabi!” 😂

EDM, Hip Hop, Female Vocals, Male Vocals