Uhhhh

Smoke in my cereal, I skateboard on soup
Grandma got Wi-Fi from a radioactive moose
My fridge talks trash like a washed-up boxer
The moon wears Crocs and steals lunch from toddlers

I got a haircut from a vending machine priest
My shadow eats batteries and sleeps with the geese
The sidewalk screamed when I stepped on a leaf
Like a tax-paying goblin with missing teeth

Penguins in the attic doing karaoke crimes
My brain is a microwave full of expired limes
The clouds act tough like divorced alligators
While my socks start beef with escalators

I’m built like a sandwich left out in July
Eyes redder than ketchup having beef with the sky
My toaster got jealous and burned all my bread
Now the ceiling fan whispers “you’re banned” in my head

I drink orange juice from a traffic cone chalice
A raccoon in Jordans just called me talentless
The wallpaper dances like it owes me rent
And the mailbox cries cause the pigeons won’t text

Bananas got attitude, they slipping on purpose
The carpet acts holy but smells like curses
A spoon kissed lightning and exploded in church
Now the parking lot barks every time that I burp

No meaning, no plot, just chaos and glue
Like a flaming canoe in a business suit
I’m the king of nonsense, the mayor of static
A blindfolded astronaut trapped in the attic

Bollywood, R&B, Cinematic, Sad, Inspirational, Male Vocals, Fast (120-168 BPM)