Helmets and Hopium

[Verse 1]
Got a phone in one hand
Baby in the other arm
Clickin’ on that candlestick chart
Like it’s doin’ me harm
Bought the top of Doge chain
Swore I’d ride it to Mars
Now I’m starin’ at a red screen
Outside this broke-down bar

[Pre-Chorus]
Boys yell “send it” in the group chat (send it)
I hit buy and watch it crash
Got my lucky helmet on my head
Like it’s gonna save my cash

[Chorus]
Helmets and hopium
Regarded dads, we’re still all-in
Chuggin’ beers while the candles dump
But we swear that we gon’ win
Yeah we’re cryin’ over rugs
But we’re moonin’ in our minds
Helmets and hopium
Ridin’ straight through warning signs (woah)

[Verse 2]
Got a stroller in the driveway
Pickup runnin’ in the yard
Mortgage due on Monday
But that chart looks like a star
Ape into a “sure thing”
From a dude I’ve never met
Now I’m scrollin’ through the Discord
Like, “is this over yet?”

[Pre-Chorus]
Wife’s yellin’ from the front porch (baby)
“Cash out, pay the light”
But the boys just called a new gem
So I’m doubling down tonight

[Chorus]
Helmets and hopium
Regarded dads, we’re still all-in
Chuggin’ beers while the candles dump
But we swear that we gon’ win
Yeah we’re cryin’ over rugs
But we’re moonin’ in our minds
Helmets and hopium
Ridin’ straight through warning signs

[Bridge]
One hand on the cooler
One hand on that app
Tell my kids this is “for college”
While I chase another trap (hey!)
If this thing ever pumps right
We’ll be legends at the lake
Till then it’s cheap light lager
And another bad mistake

[Chorus]
Helmets and hopium
Regarded dads, we’re still all-in
Chuggin’ beers while the candles dump
But we swear that we gon’ win
Yeah we’re cryin’ over rugs
But we’re moonin’ in our minds
Helmets and hopium
Ridin’ straight through warning signs
Helmets and hopium
Yeah, the bottom’s where we shine